Eating Spaghetti Topless On A Bed Full Of White Sheets? Way To Live Life Dangerously Chrissy Teigen

Does Chrissy Teigen only eat spaghetti when the stakes are mile-high? Or is it just that maybe she absolutely hates whatever hotel she’s staying in (lookin’ at you, Motel 6, because where else would Chrissy Teigen and her millions of dollars stay for the night?) and wants to ruin some poor maid’s day by throwing tomato stains everywhere. I’m itchin’ to grab a roll of paper towels just looking at this and it’s been over 12 hours since I had spaghetti. Nay, 15 hours.

Hopefully Chrissy Teigen and her newfound inner badass left a tip the morning they checked out, because we all know that grated parmesan gets everywhere.