Bros…. BROS… Mila Kunis Is Knocked Up
It’s 2014: Megan Fox has popped out two kids. Scarlett Johanson is preggers. Now we find out that every Bro’s supercrush, Mila Kunis — once called “the world’s most fuckable actress” — is also expecting a baby. It’s like all the girls who got really, really hot and popular from 2002 – 2006 are now MILFs (or MILFs to-be). Sadly, Bros, you are not the father. Rather, it’s her fiancé Ashton Kutcher. The couple’s engagement was revealed a few weeks ago. Via E! News:
Kunis is pregnant with the couple’s first child, a source confirms exclusively to E! News just weeks after being first to report that the former That ’70s Show co-stars were planning to tie the knot.
The Ted star was even recently spotted attending a prenatal yoga class in Hollywood.
Ironically, Kunis is the new face of Jim Beam bourbon—but of course she still makes for a stunning face. She just won’t be sampling the brand’s wares for a while.
Way to go, Kelso. Congrats Mila! Damnit, Meg…