Mesmerizing Miranda Kerr Says She And Billionaire Snapchat Dude Won’t Have Sex Until They’re Married

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Stunning Miranda Kerr got engaged to the Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel. The 33-year-old Australian model channeled her inner 14-year-old and posted this photo and graphic to make the life-changing engagement announcement in July.

I said yes!!! ❤️😍❤️😍❤️

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The mesmerizing Miranda said they got engaged despite the couple never having sex.

“[I won’t have another baby] yet. Not until after we get married. My partner is very traditional,” she told The London Times. “We can’t … I mean we’re just … waiting.”

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Huh?

So it was Snapchat dude’s choice?

They’ve already been “dating” since June 2015.

That’s like saying, “I’m signing a long-term lease on this Ferrari, but I haven’t sat inside and I’ll just hope that the seats are comfy.”

If that’s for his religion or personal beliefs that’s cool.

It’s just a rather peculiar move coming from a super rich kid who was the social chair of Stanford’s Kappa Sigma fraternity where he wrote emails saying things such as “Fuck bitches get leid.”

Unless he doesn’t measure up Kerr’s ex-husband Orlando Bloom AKA Third Leg-olas and wants to lock her down.

Miranda is a ridiculously sexy woman. Most men would cream their pantaloons merely by being in the presence of the exquisite beauty. So I’m sure that Miranda has gotten every guy she’s ever wanted with such ease and without even trying. Her absolute gorgeousness also means that she doesn’t really have to try very hard in the sack. So you might want to make sure that she’s compatible with you on a sexual level if you plan on being with her for the rest of your life.

Splish splash @thelovemagazine @douginglish #loveadvent

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Not sure it would be a wise decision by a 26-year-old with a net worth of $4 billion to pledge his everything into a lifetime contract that generally is not very kind to men if there is a divorce.

At least it seems like Kerr is a ride-or-die chick when it comes to Spiegel’s money-printing company. She did trash Facebook for seemingly copying some Snapchat features.

“I cannot stand Facebook. Can they not be innovative? Do they have to steal all of my partner’s ideas? I’m so appalled by that. When you directly copy someone, that’s not innovation. It’s a disgrace. How do they sleep at night?”

The happy, sexless couple is supposed to get married later this year if Spiegel doesn’t burst first.

Stretch it out 😉

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It’s finally trench coat weather in LA 🌧☔️🙌🏼☺️ #elnino

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