Miss Colorado Teen Runner-Up Might Have Done Adult Film
“Kristy Althaus, the 2012 runner-up the in Miss Colorado Teen USA 2012 pageant—one of the feeder pageants for Donald Trump's Miss Universe operation—seems to have lost her status as the second-best Colorado teen of 2012 after a porn video apparently featuring her emerged on the internet last week.”
The pageant spent most of the day today scrubbing Kristy from their homepage. Althaus spent the day deleting her Twitter account. Her friends spent the day defending her on Twitter.
It’s like Paul Mooney kind-of said on an episode of Chapelle Show.
“Everybody wants to be in porn but nobody wants to be in porn.”