These Are Mr. Skin’s Best Nude Performances In 2015: The 10 Best Naked Scenes From Hollywood

Mr. Skin is the ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY on everything that involves Hollywood and nudity. Every year Mr. Skin releases his top 10 list of the the ‘Best Nude Performances’ and he’s just dropped this year’s rankings on us.

What I find fascinating about his list every year is how quickly I forget about nude scenes that happened just a few months ago, scenes that had the whole world talking for days but were forgotten within a matter of weeks. Let’s check out Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2015 and then we can discuss down below:

Hollywood, CA (December 1, 2015) Dakota Johnson bared her soul and more for Fifty Shades of Grey and now the star’s being recognized for her body of work! The brunette beauty, whose mom also doffed her duds in more than a dozen movies, just topped Mr. Skin’s annual list of the Top (Nude) Performances for her turn as a timid student turned sexual deviant in the trilogy. The year’s most revealing list features other boldfaced names like Kristen Wiig and Girls’ star Allison Williams among the actresses to go au natural. Below please find Mr. Skin’s complete list of 2015’s most underdressed ingénues:

1. Dakota Johnson– Fifty Shades of Grey (3 Bs*)
2. Madalina Diana Ghenea- Youth (3 Bs*)
3. Allison Williams– Girls
4. Klara Kristin/Aomi Muyock – Love (3 Bs*)
5. Lena Headey- Game of Thrones
6. Alicia Vikander- Ex Machina (3 Bs*)
7. Sarah Silverman– I Smile Back
8. Chanel Iman – Dope
9. Ruby Rose- Orange is the New Black
10. Kristen Wiig– Welcome to Me

According to Mr. Skin himself, aka Jim McBride, “The end of the year is a time for reflection, and what better to reflect on than Hollywood’s hottest actresses baring it all for their craft.” Mcbride and his dedicated staff use factors including star power, lighting, context, and of course anatomy (the coveted 3 Bs= breasts, butt, b*sh) to determine their annual ranking.

I didn’t even know that Kristen Wiig was nude in anything at all this year. I don’t watch Orange is the New Black so I’ve certainly never seen Ruby Rose’s scene. Allison Williams probably had the most talked about nude scene of the year (I’m assuming it was the booty eating one), which has me wondering why in the hell Dakota Johnson took the top honors when there wasn’t a single positive review of Fifty Shades of Grey ever written. After scrolling through that list I’ve realized that I’ve got some serious work to do, as I’ve only seen about half of these clips.

Every year ‘Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Nude Performances’ generates a lot of discussion, as people love to nitpick the scenes he’s chosen. I’m curious if you bros think Mr Skin got it right this year of if he’s way off…Answers down below in the comments.