(How did I know that I would find a “Taylor Swift Leg Compilation” with so much ease? Because guys are creepy, that’s why. So creepy that this YouTube account has SEVEN, count them 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 “Taylor Swift Leg Show” compilation videos. We get it, you like Taylor Swift’s legs.)
Taylor Swift has lovely legs, this is a fact. There’s even an entire Twitter dedicated to her sensual limbs which declares, “The 8th and 9th wonder of the world. Taylor Swift’s Legs.” But if you had to put a worth on them what you declare their value to be? $5,000? $250,000? $1,000,000 tops right? WRONG! Try $40,000,000.
Taylor’s advisers recommended that she get insurance for her sexy stems just in case something happened to them that would prevent her from preforming on stage, a source told The National Enquirer.
The source said they were valued at $40 million and admitted it was a shit-ton of money, but rebutted that if anything bad happened “Her $200 million career would be in big trouble.”
Even Taylor was shocked and even a little embarrassed over the exorbitant amount and only thought her gams were worth one million dollars. Taylor’s team wants to get her insured before her world tour that begins in May.
Now I’m not suggesting that Taylor’s legs aren’t valuable, but for $40 million you could buy 327 lots of land on this tropical island that’s shaped like a dick. For $40 million you could buy the most expensive car in the world, a 750-hp, 6.5-liter, 12-cylinder Lamborghini Veneno Roadster, and get 9 of them! This beast goes 221 mph, Taylor’s legs can go like what, 5 mph?
How pissed must chickens be at this news? Their legs go for like $1.27, and they’re already fried and delicious. #Inequality
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