Nicole Scherzinger Is So Close To Exploding Out Of This Bikini Top You May As Well Start Taking Bets On It

Nicole, Nicole Nicole, what are we ever to do with you? Your name has almost zero recognition in the United States aside from your brief stint in the Pussycat Dolls, and you haven’t done anything of late to remedy that situation…aside from, y’know, these FIRE bikini photos you keep throwing up.

In fact, I take that back – another 400 of these and maybe us Yanks will start caring about your music (make that 500 to be safe):