About a year back, I had the opportunity to meet Nina Agdal. The only problem was the night of the event was the day I was getting back from a bachelor party. I had to swing by a friend’s place, who was watching my dog, and I couldn’t fit in picking up Mandy, bringing her home, and getting to the event.
So I emailed the PR person who invited me.
“Hey, would it be alright if I brought my dog with me to meet Nina Agdal?”
I might add Nina was single at the time. Amazingly, the PR person said yes, and I never was more excited for something. I was about to bring my adorable puppy to chat with an SI swimsuit model. It was like… gold. I was so gonna get laid.
Anyway, I caught the flu last day of the bachelor party and spent the whole flight home shivering with a fever and puking my guts out.
I couldn’t make it to the event, not in the condition I was in, and my chance to seduce what I think is the most beautiful person in the world was gone.
Had I succeeded (which, let’s be real, I would not have), I would have woken up to this.
To this god damn day, I’m still upset I missed the chance. I may have failed, but what a shot it would have been.