Paris Hilton Celebrated Her Birthday Just As We’d Expect, Looking Sexy In A Swimsuit By A Beach

What a beautiful world we live in…🙌🏻🌍 #Paradise

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In case you missed it, our favorite famous for being famous model/real estate developer Paris Hilton turned the big 3-5 on Wednesday. Damn, is that right? 35? Hmmm, so that makes Kim Kardashian, who is the same age as Paris Hilton, also 35. Guess I wasn’t aware that those old sex tape alumni chums were getting so up there in age these days.

Hard to believe that at age 35 no guy has snapped Hilton up yet. It’s not like she doesn’t have several qualities that men find attractive. She’s loaded to the hilt, is fun at parties and is in tremendous shape.

I mean, take a look at these photos she shared for her birthday and tell me you wouldn’t at least be a little bit interested in hooking up with Paris.

#Peaceful in #Paradise. 🌈 #BirthdayGirl 👑

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Another beautiful day in #Paradise. 💖

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And since it’s been two whole months since we last checked in on her let’s see what else she’s been up to lately, shall we?

Let’s see… this is a pretty cool outfit…

#Chillin by my fire. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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#I❤️NYC 🗽

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As is this one…

Have a beautiful day 💋

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Very nice.

Not sure what’s going on below, but once again definitely nothing to hate.

😎📸 by @FotoFetish

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Ready for a new year and a new me…✨✨✨

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#PhotoshootTime with @FotoFetish & my new @ParisHiltonHandbags Collection. 👩🏼👜👛👝💼📸

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Hell, the more I think about it, maybe I should make a play for her. What do you think?

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