Paris Hilton Is Possibly Wearing The Smallest Bikini Ever Known To Humankind, And I’m Not Complaining

Paris Hilton may not be as hot as Emily Ratajkowski or Gigi Hadid, but girlfriend can hold her own – and by “hold her own” I mean “wear very skimpy clothing and pose for photos on Instagram.” Granted, Ratajkowski and Hadid essentially do the same thing, but neither of them are haunted by a mid-00’s reality show that “blessed” the world with the phrase “That’s hot.”

It’s okay Paris – we still love you: