I keep waiting to get word that Allison Stokke has made the 2016 Olympic pole vaulting team, but for some reason the USOC hasn’t been real receptive to my letters telling them that she should make it strictly based on how hot she looks in her track gear.
Seeing her in a bikini here today did send me looking around the Internet to see what her chances really are, but for some reason the only Wikipedia page she has is on the Finnish version. So since I don’t speak Finnish, nor trust Google Translate, I have no idea. Sure, I could have checked out other sites but you quit reading this like two minutes ago anyway so what would have been the point?
Here’s a little more of what Stokke’s been up to since we last checked in on her.
Remember when she that video of herself pole vaulting in a bikini in a pool? Yeah, it was pretty cool…