You can’t teach this kind of stupid, folks. And that’s coming from a dude whose never been above a good topless pic. Not once.
Nidia Garcia, a Mexican police woman, was recently suspended from duty after she uploaded a topless picture of herself to Facebook, according to Daily Mail. Mistake number one. She posted the photo, which was taken in her squad car, while she was supposed to be guarding the crime-ridden streets of Escobedo–a lawless town two hours from the Texas border that is ruled by narcos. Mistake number two. She did all of this with complete disregard for her husband and two young children. Third strike, sweetheart.
Check out the photo, which, if you ignore the circumstances, gets my nod of approval.
It’s not completely clear if Garcia took this photo herself or she employed her partner to snap it. But unless she has a four-foot forearm, I’d be willing to all but guarantee there was another person involved.
Garcia took to her Facebook page to apologize for her mind-bending blunder.
‘I was wrong in letting myself be photographed in my hours of work while still wearing the uniform of an officer.
‘I want to ask a huge apology to the secretary of security and Justice of proximity and more to my municipality general Escobedo for this immoral act on my part.
‘I feel disgusted by the great damage caused and the damage done mainly to my two daughters, followed by my husband, my parents, brothers and entire family.’
The Daily Mail reports that on the day Garcia was suspended, three people were murdered in correlation to cartel activity the town of Escobedo. On the bright side, this is a glowing endorsement for Garcia’s contribution to the force!
Yo Nidia, next time you’re thinking of sending out some nudes, slide into my DMs. I won’t tell a soul. Besides all my friends on group text. They’re harmless.
P.S. Also dug this one up on her Facebook. #InvestigativeJournalism
[h/t Daily Mail]