Wake Up from the Tryptophan for This Week’s Hottie Index

By 12.02.13

Kendall Jenner

Thanksgiving time is a little short on Hottie information, so we dip into the week before to make sure you didn’t miss Jenner coming of age. Jenner turned 18 not too long ago and is already lighting things up on Instagram. Thank God it’s legal for us to see her in a see-through shirt now. If this was just a sneak peak of what her photo shoot was like, we’re dying to see the rest.

Lucinda Aragon

Evan Spiegel, the CEO of Snapchat, is living it up right now. Not only is he turning down multi-billion dollar offers for his company, but he’s banging the hot Aragon as well. Who’s Aragon? Well she’s kinda nobody, but she’ll be on ABC’s The Bachelor come the fall. More importantly, she loves to be topless on Instagram. She’s a tad too big on the Burning Man thing, but we’ll give her a break for those boobs.

Lake Bell 

It’s possible Bell has some of the best tits around. The short lived How to Make It In America really stepped up a notch when Bell rolled out of bed topless. It turns out she’s pretty cool too after watching her in Esquire’s Women We Love. I wonder if she turned down the temperature in her apartment to make sure her nipples were that prevalent.

Laura Prepon

I personally think Prepon peaked sometime between 1998 and 2003 when she gave people a reason to love red heads on That 70’s Show, but she certainly hasn’t been hard on the eyes since then. Somehow she came out of Jersey without a fake tan and dark hair. The worst thing going for her is that she’s into the whole Scientology thing, which then led her to being into the wacky Tom Cruise. The two hung out recently and although Cruise’s reps deny anything is going on, we can only fear that Prepon is going the way of Katie Holmes. We can only hope she’ll have a positive breakthrough sometime soon like Holmes did.

Maria Bello

Who doesn’t like girl on girl action? We do and so does Bello. She came out as bisexual this week in an op-ed piece for the New York Times. That’s the classy way to say you love diving for clams. She fell in love with her best friend, which is cool and all for us, and she decided to tell her 12-year-old son when he was asking about the birds and the bees. I just don’t buy that she’s only ever had two lovers (her new girl and her son’s dad), but she was engaged to some other guy? That’s some b.s. PR she doesn’t want to admit to her son right there.

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