Selena Gomez Took Maybe The Jankiest Bikini Selfie I’ve Ever Seen And Yet I Can Still Feel My Pants Getting Tighter

In a world where Instagram “models” spend hours upon hours finding the perfect angle, lighting and pose for their pictures, Selena Gomez is a rebel — not only is this photo off-center, zoomed-out and give you a nice shot of a trash can in the bottom left, but the mirror she used for the selfie is pathetically small in comparison to the rest of the image.

In other words, Selena Gomez does not give a shit if you do or don’t like this bikini photo. Aesthetically, I hate it. Is that going to stop me from jerking off to it when I get home? No — the fact I don’t have a penis will stop me.

Devil’s in the details, Bros.