Stripping Down for a Special Post-Thanksgiving Top 5 Hottie Index

By 11.26.10

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Miley Cyrus

4. Miley Cyrus

I’m sure there are a few college underclassmen out there who have been dialing up Miley Cyrus in their spank bank for a few years now, but those of us who are a few years older had to wait until she was street legal. It’s only a matter of time before Cyrus ends up in a sex tape and falls down the Lindsay Lohan path of drugs and destruction. If she’s dressing like a hoe for her 18th birthday, things can only go downhill from here. Or uphill if you’re pro sex tape like us…  

January Jones

3. January Jones

With “Mad Men” on hiatus for a little while, January Jones decided to get a little PR by becoming the new face of Versace. When you don’t have hood ornaments of Christina Hendrix during the holiday season, you kinda get forgotten. Previous faces include Halle Berry and Gisele Bündchen. Not bad company I’d say.  

Malin Akerman

2. Malin Akerman

Back to Lohan’s path of drugs and destruction for a second — it has led Matthew Wildier, director of the in-production movie “Inferno,” to find a new leading lady for his film. With Lohan out of the way, Akerman has been chosen for the part and has the chance to move into the mainstream. We need more hot blondes from Sweden in the mainstream.  

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1. Marisa Miller

For those of us who were lucky enough to catch Marisa on “Conan” last night (it’s a good thing we have text messaging these days to spread the word with ease — thanks to my buddy Kristian for stepping up), the top spot makes complete sense. I was plenty thankful to end my Thanksgiving with her appearance.

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