This 22-Year-Old Swedish Model’s Instagram Is Hilarious. And She’s Smoking Hot. And We’re Dating.

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Hello, World.

It is my sincere pleasure to introduce you to my unofficial official girlfriend: 22-year-old Swedish model Tilda Lindstam. On top of being an absolute dime, she actually has a sense of humor. Usually a solid sense of humor is reserved for people who need to cultivate one because they’re ugly. I have a (self-proclaimed) good sense of humor because my face looked like a slice of pepperoni growing up and my mouth was so full of metal, you would have thought I was a young Riff Raff. But not my girl Tilda (or Tild as I like to call her. Because I can. Because she’s my girlfriend.)

It’s rare to see a girl who could become loved worldwide just by taking pictures of herself giving a kissy face in the front seat of her car, actually show us another layer. Don’t get me wrong, I love hot girls any way I can get them, but pair that with a sharp wit and it just elevates her to unicorn status.

I’ll shut up now and show you what I mean.

Getting out of order south of the border

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Copy my shit, expect to get hit

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On my way to steal your girl

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Heavy flow #mycalvins #livestream

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These bitches stole my look

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Locked out of my apartment, waiting for help

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Story of my life

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Future family goals

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Tildas Secret, sporting four pairs of fake boobs at all times #TS #VS #SI

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Cameltoelda

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Birds of paradise 🌴 @fingermonkey @breez_lance

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WAIT.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

I hope he never wakes up🌹 #die @johnhein

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WE’RE TOTALLY BROKEN UP, TILD.

Just kidding, you can walk all over me and I’d still treat you like a queen. Fuck my dad for all I care. Love you.

[h/t Unilad]


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