Which Would You Rather Have: Tara Reid In A Bikini, Or The Taco She’s Eating?

I like tacos. I also like Tara Reid. If scientists could somehow come up with a way to combine Tara Reid and tacos together I’d 100% be down. Maybe a taco with Tara Reid’s face on it, or a taco made with meat from Tara Reid? No that’s weird, I’m not a cannibal. Maybe they could just clone Tara Reid and have her eat tacos at strategically placed locations throughout the country so no matter where you looked, you would see Tara Reid eating a taco.

But until then, which would you pick: the taco or the Tara?