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After what seemed like years of speculation and extended foreplay, The Battle of the Egos is in the books. On August 26th, Floyd Mayweather, the five-division undefeated world champion, will come out of retirement at the spry age of 40 take take on reigning UFC Lightweight Champion and 12-years his junior, Conor McGregor.
Since the announcement, the excitement for the fight is very real. And no one is more excited than those employed by the Nevada brothels. The fight, which is tentatively set for the MGM Grand in Vegas, will be a cash cow for legalized prostitution in Vegas–namely Dennis Hof’s famed Bunny Ranch and the wildly popular Sheri’s Ranch.
According to TMZ, the two world famous brothels have already strung together super fight packages for fight weekend.
Sheri’s is offering the ultimate VIP(enis) package … for a mere $100K, john’s will get 2 tickets to the fight along with some pre-fight action with all 24 girls on staff.
The BunnyRanch has deals too … owner Dennis Hof says he’s running a 2-for-1 special — 2 girls for the price of 1.
Sex workers from around the planet will no doubt be flocking to Vegas for a sure fire opportunity to pull in thousands of dollars from rich horny dudes in town to catch the fight and let their inhibitions fly. There will be no shortage of top-notch supply to meet the demand.
Let your freak flags fly ladies and gentlemen! But please. Be safe. I’m looking at you, Lamar.
P.S. The pre-fight trolling is already off to a glorious start.
THE FIGHT IS ON. pic.twitter.com/KhW0u3jRft
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) June 14, 2017
[h/t TMZ]