Remember last month when Mike Senatore flipped a water bottle at a high school talent show and it not only landed upright? Everyone lost their goddamn minds and the video went viral racking up over 12,000 hearts on Twitter.
Fuck
That
Video.
Big whoop-dee-fucking-doo. The table is a flat surface that doesn’t move. There are no crosswinds.
This. This right here. Now this is a feat of marvel. This gentleman has the concentration of a Zen Monk. After making that ass jiggle with a few slaps (Only enhanced with the slow-motion video I might add), this marksman with the pinpoint precision is able to flip a bottle and land it perfectly on this young woman’s dazzling derriere.
It must be so hard to throw that accurately while you have a raging stiffy.
Part of me thinks this is a guerrilla marketing campaign by Vitaminwater. If it is, kudos to them.
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