We’ll Take Girls Who Want It Anywhere in This Week’s Top 5 Hottie Index

By 10.08.10

4. Jennifer Aniston

Somehow Aniston was voted the world's most eligible bachelorette by the Daily Mail in the U.K. While beating out Betty White might be a big deal, it's rather impressive that the public likes her more than Tiger's ex, Elin Nordegren. You have to at least give her props for getting the votes.

3. Christina Hendricks

In honor of National Breast Cancer month, today's opening spot goes to the women in Hollywood with the largest and possibly best breasts. She recently showed em off in a Harpers Bazaar spread and also earned a spot on Waffles McButter's 20 Greatest Moments in Breast History. I'm sure every man would give it to her on the floor or wherever else she f*cking wanted it.

2. Jessica Alba

No one should ever feel sorry for the man who's banging Jessica Alba. I don't even know who it is, but he's a lucky dude. Then I see her quote this week from her recent GQ UK spread: “My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger, but I love it.” And: “Every actress out there is more beautiful than me.” This is more of a PSA to all the bros out there. If you ever hear this coming from a girl, whether she looks like Jessica Alba or Jessica Rabbit, you pounce on that shit right away. That girl is vulnerable and you need to be on that immediately before she starts feeling better about herself.

1. Jenn Sterger

When you receive cock shots from the NFL's all-time passing leader, you easily rise to #1 on the Hottie Index. Sterger now does her dirty work on The Daily Line, which airs on Versus, but she knew Brett from her time working with the Jets. As the Big Lead pointed out on Twitter yesterday, there seems to be something missing. How does one go leaving voicemails to sending cock shots without there being a meeting in between? Maybe there's something we're not being told?


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