There Is Serious World Cup Influence on This Week’s Hottie Index
While you’ve been watching soccer, we’ve been watching the women of the World Cup. Soccer is definitely one of the best sports for WAGs, but the reporters get after it, too. And just in case you couldn’t give a damn about soccer, we’ve thrown in an actress and a rapper’s girlfriend to keep your attention. Onwards…
We’ll start this week’s Index with an American hero. Tim Howard did everything he could in USA’s loss last week to Belgium. It was a tremendous display of talent, but Howard’s true talent may lie in his ability to choose his women. Howard’s Scottish girlfriend is a former Big Brother competitor in the UK, Miss Scotland runner-up, and doesn’t even care about the sport her boyfriend plays. She’s so great that we wrote her up twice last week!
If you’re a sports fan, you may know Shayk for being the girlfriend of Cristiano Ronaldo. If you’re not, you may know her for being a model. If you’re both like yours truly, then you’ve already been exposed to her in great deal and you have no problem seeing more of her. Shayk was on full display last week despite her boyfriend’s omission from the World Cup’s knockout stage. She rocked the cover of Maxim’s July issue in her typical jaw-dropping way. She then paraded around the streets of London promoting her role as the baby mama in the new movie Hercules. Ronaldo, who?
It was incredibly sad when Chile lost to Brazil in the Round of 16. Oddly it had nothing to do with the nature in which it happened–Chile hitting the cross bar at the end of extra time and then losing in penalties. The sadness emanated from the end of any celebration potential from Nunez. You see, Nunez so juiced up for Chile’s game against Brazil that the reporter flashed a patriotic bra underneath her outfit. When would a reporter ever do that in the US? We need more of that, and we wanted more of Nunez’s antics, but sadly, it wasn’t meant to be.
Fox was never a great actress in any of her roles, but her stage “presence” always caught our attention. After storming into our worlds with her appearances in two Transformers movies, she appeared in the incredibly creepy Jennifer’s Body and then a lot of crap you probably never saw. Making babies with Brian Austin Green became her thing and she kind of disappeared. Thankfully now she’s back as she prepares for her role as April O’Neil in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot and we’re noticing. Her first foray on Instagram didn’t involve makeup, but that’s cool and we’re sure there’s more to come. You can see her adorned in makeup in her Cosmopolitan shoot, but sadly her bikinis leave much to be desired. Still…the potential is there! She’s back.
Chris Brown can really pick his women. He jumped back on Instagram recently to post a picture of his on-again, off-again girlfriend Tran laying down on the bed with her butt in the air. It clearly was right before he was going to rip her underwear off and plow her from behind. I know it got our readers excited. Apparently the photo didn’t go over well (or maybe Brown’s bedroom performance was the reason for dismay), but Tran and Brown are now rumored to be over. At least Tran has Christina Milian to offer a shoulder of support and hit the clubs with her to commiserate.