10 of the strangest flavored vodkas on the market

By 10.04.12
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National Vodka Day is October 4th, and to celebrate we've put together the 10 strangest vodka flavors on the market today. Some may be tough to find, so the real question is, how many would you want to try?

VanGoghVodka

If you didn't have time to eat before drinking, just have Van Gogh Peanut Butter and Jelly vodka. I'm pretty sure that's the same thing.

ThreeOlives

People always bitch and moan about how it sucks to grow up. Well, have a blast from the past with Three Olives Loopy, which tastes just like Fruit Loops.



Other interesting Three Olives flavors: Root Beer, Cake, S'Mores, Bubble Gum

HempVodka.ca

Leave it to Canada to create mix weed and vodka. Mary Jane's Primo Hemp Vodka is perfect for the truly lazy degenerate. You can now do two drugs at once!

AlaskaDistillery

It seems fitting for Alaska, who does nothing more than pump oil and catch fish, to create a vodka flavored with one of the two. I'm not going to lie, this sounds disgusting. They also make a hemp seed vodka if you don't want the previous Canadian version.

Vodka360

If any cops want to drink on the job, this is the booze for them. Vodka360 Glazed Donut is a perfect addition to a nutrious breakfast. It's certainly better than yet another Irish coffee.



Other interesting Vodka360 flavors: Cola, Buttered Popcorn

Firebox

The problem with vodka is that it's too cool and refreshing. Thankfully 100,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka is here to crank up the heat. It's the officially the hottest vodka in the world. Not even a Bloody Mary will make it tolerable.

11MilesToCool

I don't know who Georgi is, but he just made Sunday Brunch 10x better. He has both popcorn and waffle flavored vodkas, and I want both of them inside me...possibly at the same time. The way this list is going, I may never need solid food again!

Pinnacle

I may not spend much time at the circus since "the incident," but that doesn't mean I don't still love cotton candy. Pinnacle has taken the liberty of putting that small piece of happiness into a bottle of vodka. To quote a wise man at a fictional softball game, "How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?"



Other interesting Pinnacle flavors: Gummy, Marshmallow, Pumpkin Pie, Cookie Dough

BakoVodka

Bakon Vodka shouldn't really come as a surprise to anyone. We already have bacon salt, bacon mayo, and bacon lube. The only difference is they cleverly spelled it with a "k."

GSpirits

Typically the flavor is added to a vodka between distillation and bottling. In GSpirits' case the addition comes later, when model and Playmate Evelin Aubert pours the vodka over her breasts. It's then rebottled and sold to you. What do boobs taste like? If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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