13 year-old finds whiskey in a bottle of Mountain Dew
One bottle of Mountain Dew was more extreme than ever when a 13 year-old cracked it open only to find it was full of whiskey. Still no word on if his Funyuns were laced with THC.
I can’t remember when I first tasted whiskey, but I’m confident my reaction wouldn’t be to tell my mom. I would probably just throw it in the garbage like any normal person who gets food or a drink that’s gone bad. I can’t help but think that the kid was hiding whiskey in the Mountain Dew bottle and somehow got caught. This is all just an intricate lie to avoid getting in trouble. It’s brilliant, if you think about it. The story is so ridiculous that it has to be true, right?