20 George Carlin quotes to make you feel better about yourself

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George Carlin stands upon any podium of comedy legends, so in an effort to keep this weekly quotes feature more fresh I’ll be brining you the top 20 George Carlin quotes. Comedian, author, Grammy award winner, George Carlin was one of the all-time greats. Ranked 2nd by Comedy Central in the top 100 stand-up comedians of all time, only behind Richard Pryor, Carlin left an often vulgar, but indelible legacy on comedy as we know it today.

Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. That being said, though I may inject some sincerity from time to time this post is meant to be a beacon of hilarity in your otherwise humorless day.

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