8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a porn star
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Look, I should first say that I don’t have any problem with Internet pornography or adult film actresses. There is a very substantial list of reasons why dating a porn actress would possibly be one of the most awesome things to happen in your life. For starters, you can get that “My other ride is a porn star” bumper sticker you always wanted to slap on your Jetta! And I’m sure there are other (mind-blowing) things that would be make a relationship of this sort both exciting and fascinating (maybe terrifying). Yet, from a male perspective, I feel like doing so would be a burden on your sanity. There are a lot of things to consider before entering into a relationship with an adult film actress.
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8 Every guy will hit on her
There is something mysterious about a woman that attracts us to them in the first place. History tells us that most men will treat a woman differently after sleeping with her. However, porn stars seem to unlock what we’ll call the “I’ve seen you naked” Paradox. Consider how many men watch porn (according to studies, it’s somewhere around 100%) and factor in the fact that the people who have seen you girlfriend naked will literally be everywhere you go. Most men would see an attractive woman who is way out of his league and would simply leave her alone or halfheartedly hit on her. But this man has seen your lady do the nasty so many times that through the transitive property of the horny male mind, he has a shot with her no matter his looks, location, or social status.
The fact that someone is a porn star is often misconstrued by men as “she’ll be most likely to have sex with me because it is her job, after all.” And while you may be basking in the thought of sleeping with one; you probably couldn’t be more off-base. But, if you were dating an adult actress, men would hit on her everywhere she went. Of course this happens with every beautiful woman, but coupled with the delusion that every guy that hits on her in a grocery store probably thinks shes going to immediately take them to their car and change their life sexually in the back row of the Trader Joe’s parking lot — you have a makings of a potentially volatile situation every time you go out in public.
7 You are going to get into fights with other dudes
No guy likes when other dudes are creeping on his girlfriend, but when guys at in the line at 7-11 start using the opening line “I’d like to give you like a footlong? And it’s not the one in my hand…” What the hell are you supposed to do? Obviously, you would have to confront the guy. But can you blame him? That was an awesome line and I mean come on, when is this guy gonna get another chance to use a gem like that? Answer: Probably never.
But that’s your girl. You have to do the “Hey, Buddy. Who you talking to?” routine and more than likely a scuffle of some sort will end with either fisticuffs or an exchange of sharp language in the parking lot. And this would happen all the damn time. Everywhere you go someone will say something crude or grab her ass. In simple terms: The inappropriate level that your woman brings out in people of the general public will be off the damn charts. So go out and purchase a pair of boxing gloves, a Bowflex, and the most comprehensive health insurance plan that you can afford; you are going to need to be fit and ready to fight at all times.
6 Everything she does will be “well documented”
It’s not like she used to be stripper and you can maybe keep a lid on or keep a low profile. Once you go into porn, you are always in porn. There will be pictures, films and Web sites all devoted to her and what she does for a living floating around for the rest of time. It is the least discreet occupation a person can have. And it will more than likely be an inescapable part of her life. If you decided at some point that you wanted to move somewhere and get a fresh start, you’d still probably find people that knew who your girlfriend was. The internet is, like, everywhere. They even have it in Delaware.
5 She will be probably be hot. People will notice that. They will whisper…
Many adult film actresses have had ample work done on their faces and maybe boosted a few key areas with some silicone during their time in the Valley. How you look on camera is more important than anything else in the porn industry. So other men and women are going to notice her as you are out and about. Not all of them, but enough to catch you attention and maybe make you a little paranoid. It’s the good kind of paranoid until you realize what people are thinking about when they see her. Probably most embarrassing if she has had some work done on her chest area and the stewardess mentions flotation devices and everyone looks at your girlfriend’s chest and whispers, “Well, she’ll ain’t drowning.”
4 You will almost never want to talk about her day at work
No guy ever wants to ask, “Hey Beautiful, what did you do at work today?” and hear “An entire football team.” That talk your girlfriend has about the bitchy girl in her office is annoying, certainly. But it probably can’t compare to hearing your porn star girlfriend talking about how she can’t see out of her right eye due to Johnny Sinz’s errant aim.
3 Shame
I said before that I personally don’t think of adult film stars as bad or sinful people. However, a lot of people you encounter on a day-to-day basis do. The stigma of having sex for a living is still a very touchy (no pun intended) subject. And by that, I mean, most people (guessing mostly female in nature) will judge your girlfriend adversely once they find out what she does for a living. She will probably be called a slut or a whore behind your/her back at most turns and when she is dressed for work… people will know what she does. They just will. Nobody dresses like that at 2pm on a Tuesday afternoon.
Is it embarrassing? Well, that would be up to you. Some people wouldn’t let the situation affect them, but I’m guessing sometimes you’d feel a bit ashamed. Sure, sex is great and we live in liberated times, but if your lady’s number of sexual partners possibly numbers into the hundreds…well, sex is supposed to be a shared bond between two people (maybe three if you get her drunk enough). But, if you love this person and don’t care about anything else, then you aren’t worried about people staring and whispering when they see her. I congratulate you and can say without question that you are a better and more progressive man than I. Love conquers all. However, good luck telling Grandma what your lady did in her last project “Blondes Under the Big Top 4: Clowns on Patrol” during Thanksgiving dinner.
2 People are going to want pictures and autographs from her
This is probably going to be uncomfortable and borderline inappropriate. “Can I see your piercings?” and “Will you sign my ass?” and “Now, tell me this isn’t the biggest one you’ve ever seen?” will become the questions you will start to hear in your sleep.
1 She will have award shows and film openings that you will have to go to
Imagine a room filled to the brim with people from the adult film industry. Men and women of various shapes and color all coming together to celebrate their achievements in the film industry. You look around and maybe take a few laps with your lady. Now, when you meet guys from her past, you sometimes get “the look.” That look is basically a guy insinuating that he’s shared a bed with your girlfriend in a Biblical sense. It’s the worst look a guy can give another guy. Now, imagine the next 3 hours of your life, where you go up and shake someones hand and every time you do, you get that look. And remember, in this situation it’s not just men who give you that look. And while that fact is kinda sexy, I imagine that you would probably just drink heavily and try not to ask too many questions.
And then you realize that “the look” isn’t the worse thing that could happen to you tonight. You ask yourself, “I wonder how many of these people have slept with my girlfriend” and then an hour later you have that question is passionately answered on a 30 foot movie screen as a room full of people watch and cheer the screams of your one-and-only in the throws of passion with one or several strangers. Not a fun prospect.
Ah, who the hell cares!! You only go around once in this life, right? **
** That is not what she said.
With the new HIV scare….FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wow, OK this really makes a lot of sense dude. WOw.
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I dated a pornstar for about a year and didn't have those problems. She wasn't a major star and didn't have websites devoted to her. In the entire time we went out, not one person recognized her. She was incredibly hot though.
Anybody who has been in porn for any amount of time has herpes.
The number one reason should be that she without a doubt has herpes. It is completely rampant in porn.
Who cares you're dating. Now marry a pornstar is much different. If you don't plan on marrying her it doesn't matter.
The "throws" of passion? Is that where you toss your lover out of the bed at an inopportune moment?
I think the word is "throes" of passion.
No, the only real reason not to date a porn star is the same reason plane hangar is for plane not for your "Jetta." Inferiority complex will take its toll.
You're making me laugh homie, inferiority complex due to a woman who spreads her legs for money and has the education and sophistication of a mountain mule? You have a wild imagination bro.
I agree with Johnny Soporno (#5). It's awesome dating a porn star. But maybe Johnny didn't realize that the article is about dating a porn star in REAL LIFE. (Not the "Theater of the Imagination".) There it would suck. In more ways than one. For instance, how did "sexually transmitted diseases" not make the list. That just shows the whole thing is a gag. Which, come to think of it, is what she said.
AIDS, maybe?
i am there ot fuck them and not to marry them. why should i care? SO tell me how to be a prornstar.
I am a porn star and also consider myself to be a decent human working to provide entertainment to people. It is a hard day's work, everybody – pls keep this in mind and dont write such hurtful comments.
forgot the possibility of catching an STD. Also, the last one (reason number one) is incorrect. Yes, she's your girl friend, and yes she's a porn star. But I highly doubt you'd be invited to any the shows, conventions, award shows, etc. that she gets invited to. I mean, unless she gets you a VIP pass some how, but I still don't see being invited to each and everyone she goes to. But it would definitely be way awesome to get to tag along with her at a porn convention/awards show.
How many reasons do you need not to date a porn star? How about "she's a PORN STAR???" Isn't that plenty?
yeah just imagining all the cocks that have been in her mouth, i just couldn't do it…… if i were sober.
Stop saying 'like."
Fer f*ck's sake, you left out reason #1: you will never measure up (and that's literally). Sheesh.
My GF is a porn star, and whatever downsides there may be (not many) they are outweighed by all the women she brings around I get to shag. Tonite is NYE, orgy at my house.
Dating porn stars rocks.
Introducing her to your mum and dad and then them saying don't we know you from somewhere….
You're all a bunch of insecure pussies. Think of the amount of other pussy that comes along with the pornstar. You know she's open to threesomes, foursomes, orgies. Most women are promiscuous now days anyway. Do you think of how many cocks have been in there mouth while you are fucking them? Doubt it. And this idea that you don't measure up is retarded. She is obviously dating you for other reasons than your dick size. So grow up and get over it. Enjoy the gift of having a woman who will do every dirty nasty sexual thing you desire. And bring more into the bedroom as well.
this article is a joke. what a waste of bandwidth.
How about reason number one being… She's had sex with tons of other dudes, all of which are bigger and better than you are.
No one has mentioned it yet, but the one most important downside would be the drug use. I'd be willing to bet many in the industry are doing it for money to support their habit.
um what about the fact that she has been abused in every hole by hundreds of penises and had other mens' semen absorbed into every orifice?
Of course it would suck dating a porn star. Just think if you kiss her after she came home from work, a dozen dudes would have jizzed on her face that day, gross. That would be like sucking a bunch of dicks after you get home from a long day at the office lol, not good. Plus she'd have an areshole like a cat flap.
That applies to about 88% of modern women these days…
I'm dating someone who's been around.
The sex is great. But her history, is extensive and I'm a part of it. Long story.
I'm fairly sure she's never done porn. But I hate hearing about some incidents in her past. I know this sounds primitive, but her past, which she has decided to share with me, is a factor in our relationship moving forward.
What it comes down to for me is – I don't like the idea of going down on a woman who's spent the day having sex with eight guys.
did a woman write this s….? the REAL reasons you would NOT want to date her:
a.) drugs and substance abuse
b.) complete lack of self esteem on her behalf making her useless as a partner
c.) diseases (STDs)
d.) zero emotional attachment to sex and a COMPLETE lack of intimacy
e.) MOST come from abused backgrounds with emotional and psychological SCARS (ie. "baggage" for you)
f.) have you met some? 10 wired neurons would be a COMPLIMENT … they're idiots
g.) prostitution and porn-stars come with "industry" baggage – you don't want cops and/or "recuperators" coming to your door in the middle of the night – some of these girls (most although perhaps not a few of the "top starlets" are OWNED by their "studios" and the people are NOT NICE FOLKS … UNDERSTAND when you have a GUN TO YOUR f… head.
have a bach party @ a rented place (NEVER @ your home or a friend's) – screw one WITH protection kick her in the ass out the door when you're done – then move on to the next fantasy …
They are indeed the facts in real life
No one should really date a girl thats been already drilled by a few hundreds
While all the wankers are engaged in such tripe, the culture goes down down down. Way dumb down. When they come to take your home and foreign forces come to take your towns you'll be caught with your pants down and bayonetted. Dickheads!
9) diseases
Worst. Site. Ever.
misogynist!
None of that would be a problem for me.
I'm all about SPANKING sluts and I'd smack the ho's well-traveled ass until it looked the kinda meat you buy at the frozen food counter before enjoying the best damn blow job the bitch ever gave out.
Yum, yum
Loser carnival on this site. Yikes.
cant see how you could ever satisfy her/him
I don't want my dick to explode into a rose petal of genital warts. Pass. (Besides, most of them are truly arrogant kunts whose ego is way too big for what they do.)
Hey as long as she's not out banging random dudes, it's all good.
I'm unconviced.
Sounds awesome, actually.
You're the best baby; oh, oh , oh, oh. Did I say oh? Oh, oh…….
Once knew someone who once dated such girl, and you got all 10 wrong, or more correctly, they don't matter. What will kill the deal is when she's just got through banging a busload and you want some, and she tells you, not tonight, honey, I'm too tired from work. Then after that happens a handful of times and you make the mistake of offering her money as an inducement (worked for her during the day, didn't it?), she'll tell you she's not a whore. Then reality will begin to sink in. And you'll look to someone to share the pain with, and then I will say to you once again, I told you so. If you're lucky, that will be the worst of it. If not, she'll have passed her herp, the sexual gift that keeps on giving, on to you. And so long after she's gone, you get to explain to your forgetful mother, just what is that lesion on your lip (and then notice the look on her face when she ponders the matter of, he's got one on his lip from…my God, does he have the lesion down there as well…what did she do to my baby).
You are missing the WORST PART
sex workers generally lose interest in sex. oh yeah she may look hot, and do all the right moves but do you really want that?How many carpenters some home and eagerly whip up a cabinet? it might be okay at first "wow this is MY hot babe" but eventually you will realize you can't giver her anything she will want.
Lol at anyone who took this seriously!
You will also be a tool. Not "the" tool, but "a" tool. One of many.
Most if not all porn stars are mentally fucked in the head, unless you find one that "dabbled" in porn for a bit and realized to get the fuck out of it because its a dead end. I live in the SFV and I know porn stars personally, would I ever date one, fuck no. Putting up with sloppy seconds and thirds is not worth it, dealing with that raw genitalia is neither sexy, romantic or hott. If your self worth is so low that you can justify this then go ahead, you will last a bit with one of these pieces of flesh. Not saying theres anything wrong with a one night stand with one them, use a condom. Go find a girl that doesnt sell her body, there are way hotter women out there.
Not throws. Throes. Throes of passion.
I am assuming that this writer is refering to american porn stars, who are mostly drug-addled, non-educated bimbos from broken homes. I have dated Eastern European adult stars and they were all intelligent, normal (they look at sex totally different than then the puritans here) and were blessed with a great sense of humor. And besides the occasional "I know you! May I have an autograph?" we were not bothered by slobbering males with excess testosterone and small penises. Except when we were in Italy. But that's a different sotry.
1. Chlamydia
2. Gonorrhea
3. Syphilis
4. Mycoplasma Genitalium
5. Trichomoniasis
6. Crabs/Pubic Lice
7. Scabies
8. Human Papilloma Virus/HPV
9. HIV/AIDS
10. Herpes/HSV
11. Heroin
12. Cocaine
13. Methamphetamine
14. Crack Cocaine
15. PCP
16. payed to have sex in a permanent medium (whore)
17. Stage queen
18. Strip Club circuit (where she started (to pay for school)
19. honorary gay status – sucking dick by proxy
Forgot the most important reason… she's probably sick of sex and doesn't want to have much.
What about the most obvious, a vagina/a$$ with too many miles. Good for a night but not a keeper. Imagine all stretched out and loose. Plus the most important command, once a whore, always a whore
First, have had multiple friends who dated a porn star and/or stripper (somewhat the same). None stayed around too long. Like all things, the girl's novelty wore off. One of them while in the midst of sex with his lady was surprised to hear her cellphone ring and then hear her carry on a conversation completely disconnected from the sex they were having at the moment…She was not into it at all, no different than a fleshy woman vibrator, a machine, a shell. Reasons not to date: emotional problems, insecurity, STD's, inability to create genuine intimacy, used to being valued only as sex-tool, emotional immaturity, likely past of abuse, minimal class and/or spiritual development, life baggage, drug/alcohol abuse, probable bad family history, likely not educated, etc. Plus, should the relationship go further, who'd want a child to be born out that sorely disrespected and mistreated place?
Shawn may wish to pursue another career, one w/out writing humor.
I believe the only valid reason why one should choose to not date a porn star is because they believe the profession to be immoral. I pity the fool who would choose to turn their back on love because of the 8 reasons listed above. But in the shallow world in which we live, I offer 7 follow up articles so you will have a total of 8:
1. 8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date an OBGYN
2. 8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a Republican
3. 8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date Larry King.
4. 8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a bum.
5. 8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date one of those rap guys girlfriends.
6. 8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date Lady Gaga's manservant.
7. 8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a professional Vuvuzela player.
That's it? It all comes with the territory. If she's with you, it's because she loves you. All the other stuff is just her job.
LMAO, #8 – EXACTLY what I like about porn stars (I'm into sharing) #7 – N/A because of #8 lol, #6 – fantastic reason to date a porn star, #5 – in the top 3 reasons to date a porn star (see #8), #4 – I guess you have to be a special kind of pervert to enjoy those stories (again, see #8), #3 – N/A outside fo the Indian community, #2 – hell yeah!, #1 – Okay,awards ceremonies are boring but again, see #8.
Would be one long ride (no pun intended)
You wouldn't want to date a porn star if you were even capable of feeling jealousy. That should be truly obvious. So it seems daft that the list is literally about nothing except the misery that your jealousy is going to cause.
Come on, there have got to be other drawbacks, what with all the VD and her inability to please you with her old catcher's mitt and your inability to please her with your pathetically human sized penis.
I'm a porn director and producer. Wouldn't bother me at all.
How about the likelihood that the pornstar has AIDS, Herpes, etc from being penetrated in every hole by thousands ot male pornstars who have also had sex with thousands of people-probably many of them male also. How about that? Anybody think about that? Yeah that would be my number one.
Could i just jump in on the convo here…as a bonafide porn star, let me be honest…you have less chance of catching an STD with me than with a slapper from your local because we are all tested and certed, unlike your local fuck-for-a-drink in the toilets Tracy; i actually have fucked less guys than people imagine, because we tend to work with the same people repeatedly, and im only contracted to ten movies a year, thats not a huge amount of sex guys! Neither am i surgically enhanced…my 32C-24-34 curves are all mine, and my face is holding its own down to a good moisturiser! As for dilbert …"education and sophistication of a mountain mule" im a graduate from Warwick University, speak two languages and regularly do voluntary work at the local college with foreign students.
Don't click on this assholes link – the site attempts to hack your pc. FU asshole.
what a lame article. i was expecting more interesting reasons…
Porn is a job, it doesnt have to be a lifestyle….its also the only industry where the girls command more cash than the guys, where i can pick and choose my hours, who i work with and what i do, and be totally financially independent and send my kids to private school.. honestly say we never argue about my work. so guys, if you ever get the chance to indeed date a porn star, take it! AnAs for relationships, my partner loves what i do…hes got every fantasy hes ever had right at home with him..and sometimes when hes been especially nice i bring friends home….i can deep throat like a pro, fuck like a dream and never have a headache! I can d if you want to drop me a line you can find me on facebook under ScarlettEroticModel and judge for yourself!
YOu forget about diseases such as AIDS, HIV, STD, etc…
really very funny…………..
dumb list, he just wants people to click on his story
PERSONALLY ……..i believe that emotions and actually caring for a person is what makes great SEX and a great realtionship !!!!!!! what happens when sex gets old ( to some perves that is not possible ) but to others there is more to life than just sex … only sex crazed maniacs would find porn stars attractive …… life is a beautiful thing and so is sex but it does not mean you have to share it with the world !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not dating a porn star, but I am dating a whore, literally. I like it when men look at her. I like it when she flirts back at them. I think it's great. Every time she brings a guy home and I hear her in the "fun room", it drives me wild I can' wait to be with her as soon as he leaves. So yea, all the attention she gets, all the looks, and all the guys who have given me that look – the look that they have shared a bed with her are THE BEST part of it all. There is nothing quite like having a guy say to you at the end of the night "Thanks for letting my bang your girlfriend". I always say, it was my pleasure, I hope you come again.
They are significantly safer than a date off the street or night club… they get regular check STD exams. Lot's of creampie delights too. Be a real man and enjoy life to it's fullest. For those that worry about coming in contact with another man's semen (recent or old) you must think the women you have made love to or kissed must be virgins… diffficult to find and did you inspect them 1st. LOL.
Every wonder why men have a climax and most are done and thinking about other things and women are horny for a much longer period… they are meant to breed with as many men as they can thousands of years ago to ensure survival of the species. It is what it is except for the rules, laws, and etc that have been developed over the years by those that are jealous versus free thinkers. Remember the hippy days of the late 60s and 70s… free love between men and women and no strings attached… no different than porn stars expect they make lots of money.
This article didn't really hit home on any level for me. I don't really know how much of a feeling-less, robotic "man's man" you have to be to find the annoyance of unwanted attention due to every guy having seen your girlfriend naked more discomforting than the actual fact that everyone has seen your girlfriend naked. I probably wouldn't even mind that, I'd have no problem in that regard for say dating a cam girl, but that they watch her getting fucked and treated a way only really bizarre people treat their girlfriends during sex.
I would suppose that I'm barely more selective than average when it comes to how many guys a girl has been with, but the problem for me of a girl that has sex for an occupation has 3 more detailed reasons:
1. Part of the hard part (especially for a guy) in a relationship is not cheating. I think suppressing the desire to go fuck some hot chick in your English class is a way of reassuring yourself and your partner of how much you love the person. Despite that they're acting and it's work or whatever, at the end of the day the porn actress gets a whole lot of the desire to hook up with someone out of their system and they get paid for it. They inherently get to have less of the trials and tests of a relationship weigh on them, then multiply that by how much more sex they have even than a single person, and they probably don't have shit to deal with in the relationship in regards to thinking about anybody else at all. You might say that theirs no feelings involved in making porn, but I don't know about you but that's what I'm looking for from sex outside of my relationship.
2. They're pussies get tattered. I don't know if you guys noticed, but in a lot of porn basically the guy gets sucked off for ten minutes and then half the time they just go right to fucking. It's pretty obvious when a pussy looks like it's literally being dragged back and forth because the girl isn't even wet. There's not much explaining needed to know what the result of this is over time. If you need a good idea, try taking a piston out of a well maintained Acura Integra GS-R and look at the cylinder walls, pistons etc. Now drain all the fucking oil out of it and drive it above 7000 RPM's (about the speed of porn fucking, a speed which in real sex a lot of girls don't get shit out of) constantly for 3 months with no oil then compare what those same parts look like afterward. Any two surfaces rubbing against each other frequently or for an extended period of time without lubrication doesn't end well.
3. There are 2 tidbits of relationship advice that gets thrown around that would make dating a porn star spelling about as much disaster as you could imagine. One being that it's not good if the relationship is all about sex/sex is the only thing holding the relationship together. The other being that literally no sex or unusually infrequent sex is a sign that attraction is lost or marriage is going shitty or blah blah whatever. I can't imagine being in a relationship where because of dating a porn actress, those 2 things can essentially become true at the same time (i.e. her job is about sex, her job's a big part of her life, and likely at the same time, her sex drive is spent on other people, and she may be really over having sex when she gets home from work).
If you really brake it down there's a lot of things you might think of that would make the relationship suck. Sure you could have an open relationship which would make up for some of these things, but then what's even the point of being in a relationship besides a guaranteed pussy living with you (and even that could not work out). And think about it. Doing porn is a pretty low form of work. The girl basically gets paid for the embarrassment of the job and a lifetime supply of not being respected by the general public and every guy knowing 70% of what it would be like to have sex with you. Barely any porn uses condoms so the boyfriend gets to have fun with some other guys precum and skin cells inside her pussy every time he eats her out. I just think it would suck coming home after working at your job that you paid money for education and worked your brain off to get so you can spend time with your girlfriend whose best talent is the ability to make sex meaningless.
All of you porn addicts out there need to read Teenagers Say the Darndest Things there are so many other reason to not date a porn star or look at porn at all.
Yup I was just thinking about this when the Charlie Sheen stories started coming out yesterday about 2 and 1/2 men closing and Sheen with porn star Bree Olson. Yeah just like this article said they are attractive but do you really want to talk about her day at work? Hell no I would not want to date them and have all that open baggage and knowing what she does for a living. I agree plus introducing her to your parents and relatives. What the hell would you say if you introduced her to relatives yeah she's in movies, what kind of movies, adult movies…. Totally awkward!!! You wouldn't want to take to her to family functions. There would be this constant uneasiness with dating porn stars. It would be so hard to relax while dating a porn star and yeah they like sex obviously but she is so used and on the outside she is hot but probably pretty damn empty on the inside. For the guy dating her he would always be looking over his shoulder and pornstars I wouldn't think would be that trustworthy.
I only need ONE reason . . . she's a filthy, worthless piece of TRASH! I'd leave her for the desperate guys who are too ugly or boring to make it with a woman with CLASS!
maybe that's why no one will date me :(((
OK SO PORN STARS ARE IN FACT NICE TO LOOK AT BUT THATS ABOUT IT !!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ELSE ??????
i wouldnt touch a porn star with a pole… stds, loose vagina and the thought that this women has has been with the world.. id prefer a beautiful classy women that can lift her head high!!!!
ok so I have the answer to all 8 of the aforementioned problems, if in fact you are someone who has no problem what-so-ever with porn, and that would be,,,,,,,,,,,,get into the business yourself. I have dealt with many of those in the business in the past, and my perspective is that at least 90% of them want nothing more than to leave the job behind at the end of the day just like everyone else does. The other 10% are mostly the newbies who are busy hobnobbing at parties till all hours to make sure their face is everywhere and they get as much work as possible.
WHO GIVES A SHIT. Hopefully all the pornstars get obliterated by a killer asteroid first.
only a sick headed fuck with no pride for himself would ask a used and abused slut to be his wife and the mother of his kids.. yukkkk the thought of her dirty pussy….
I feel really awful about just reading about the parking lot at TJoe's I just had a spin with a grocery clerk from one. In my station wagon. We used my husband,s swim towel s to clean the ceiling offf………… Now I am embarrassed to shop there.
9) shes a whore
simon ur a legend.. spot on
When Shawn Norris learns the difference between "throws" (a verb) and "throes" (a noun), maybe he'll find a literary agent willing to return his phone calls.
You're dating a porn acteress for fun, not to raise children!
Shawn Norris is not even a Punk
He is a Scab on the with a keyboard
His story finally got listed on Google with a very Cheap Shot about Porn Stars
I guess in need to hit on all his Female Friends. Lets to go find them folks
Wow, that was stupid as shit.
Um… nobody here seems to even question the assumption that a porn-star girlfriend is going to be the horniest and most sexually adventurous woman you're ever going to date. I could actually see a porn-star having absolutely no desire to have sex with her boyfriend at all, seeing that she does it all day and it's her job and she's probably pretty damn sick of it when she gets home. And so far as the filthy nasty things she does on-screen – just because she's pretending to enjoy it and getting paid for it doesn't mean she actually likes it and is going to want to do it with you. News flash: those aren't actually real orgasms you're seeing in porn movies. Try to separate fantasy from reality and film from real life here… just because she plays a sex-crazed ho in a movie doesn't mean that's her real-life persona.
And it'll all be worth it.
Being from Texas, I'd say this might be a hard horse to ride, but I'd probably do it anyway. What's a few broken bones to a cowboy?
So! Those are reasons to WANT to date a pornstar! Shawn is way off base!!
I'm thinking these 'reasons' are somewhat subordinate to the risk of fatal infection and that her vagina will be akin to a train tunnel.
One of the benefits of monogamous relationships: safe bareback. One of the downsides of being with a porn star: condoms essential for survival.
how about introducing her to the parents..talk about awkward situation
Wouldnt bother me at all. I could live with it! LOL
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You Could Never date someone you never truely loved. In all your cvomments you are motivated by the attachments to your avatar rather than its soul and persona. Too Bad soo Sad for you pumpkin
Most of these apply to any semi-attractive girl nowadays.
I couldn't agree with you less.
I have dated many dozens of porn stars over the last 15 years or so, culminating with my being [common-law] married to a girl who is both my best friend & my first-choice in bedmates, a mainstream Hollywood porn star who LIVES to lick my jism off of our other girlfriends' faces.
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It's "throes," not "throws" (penultimate paragraph).
Why to date with her? i would rather prefer enjoy sex with her. She is pretty wel experiences and i would enjoy that,
Reason 9. Having sex is her job, all she'll want from you in the evening is cuddling.
Reason 10. When you do have sex you'll constantly be comparing your little friend with those enormous penises of her co-actors.
Man I be busting a nutt all ova them bitches faces and be fucking them in the ass and squeezin them muthafukkin titties likes they be mines, shit I be lovin tha fuck outta some Jennas Jaymeson and some
of them otha muthafukking ho's that be in thems porn movies, shit I be getting a muthafukkin hardone
juss thinkin about some a them bnitches riding up an d down on my muthafukkin Johnson boy…
The points you raised are true indeed. However, they still deserve a loving man to be call their own.
I would d(e a pornsatr because I love sex and dey could offer it to mee every day and damm I am horny rite now
I would not mind dating her. If she wants to quit her job.
What kind of an article is this? It just screams "insecurity".
The same could be said for male porn stars, ladies. (I'm your average pretty girl in grad school) I had a really hot hunk in the industry hit on me…then realize he had 4,500 blow jobs in his life (from both men and women…) and I realized a regular gal like me could never compete.
Who cares, she's just a whore, she deserves NO respect. It's not like you're going to marry her.
Shawn Norris, if you're going to post a blog, maybe you should learn a little grammar…. oh and spell check is there for a reason…. USE IT, YOU DOUCHE!
MMM yeah that would be nice every time we made love I would get to think about all of the men that have manhandled the shit out of her before I met her….talk about killing the mood and or significance of making love! I have a hard enough time with my gf now and she has only had 2 long term bf's and a one night stand before me. No thx….
sad, but true, they lose interest in sex, and fake there way threw all of it, in the end, you get sick or screwed or both.
Reason #9: Size DOES matter, and you'll likely be the smallest she's ever had to 'work with'.
Number 1:
In the throes of passion.
Not – In the THROWS of passion.
Whoops. Learn to spell.
Fuck them whores. Since when did they become human beings?
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There are those that enjoy sitting by the side of the bed & watching mama take on an entire defensive line. Takes all kinds. Most men want to own what they paid for. I this case, you aren't paying for it & how can you own a Porta-Jon.
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So that means you have herpes, right?
Pat, look – I am an american that lived in the us for 20 yrs then 20 yrs in germany – I could have signed what you wrote 20 years ago.
I know as an american we tend to be really prude – the big deal that we americans made out of a clinton bowjob really made us the laughing stock of the world!
I've learned that the more experience that a lady has the better – the less the more boring.
That is a straightforward decision.
“Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.”
Benjamin Franklin
Get over it. Waaaa, my GF slept with three men before me! Insecure?
You said it. Male porn stars are hired for their outsized cocks. Woe betide the normal gut trying to, um, fit in.
I meant guy, not gut, but it's probably not a complete misspelling.
You know, there ARE women who are hot and willing in bed who aren't porn "stars." While I have no experience with the latter to directly compare, I suspect the former are in fact HOTTER and more willing because it's not like their work.
You meant nowadays, not now days. You meant "their mouths," not "there mouths." I'll bet your bedroom/basement is stacked to the ceiling with women who can't wait to do every dirty nasty sexual thing you desire.
I'll bet you've never met a porn star. It's a business, doofus. The girls are not at all interested in threesomes, foursomes, or orgies. They just play that role on your internet.
Hey, keep stocking up on hand lotion and dream away.
SO THATS THE ONLY THING IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT MATTERS TO YOU ……. YOU WILL PROBABLY END UP ALONE AND JACKING OFF QUITE A BIT ….BECAUSE WOMAN LIKE TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT BUT WILL GIVE IT UP FOR A MAN THEY LOVE !!!!!!!! NOT ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES AND IF THATS WHAT YOU LIKE THEN THATS ALL YOU WILL EVER HAVE …..NOTHING MEANINGFUL !!!!!!!!!!
I agree this guy is full of puritanical defeatism. Nothing in this article points at being confident and self-assured, thus the metro-sexual this dude most likely is, thrives off of external reward and acceptance. Date a porn star? Why not? I would believe the worst problem would be either lack of sleep or, alternatively plenty of it as she might be tired from work…you guys need more creative writers.
really, the biggest problem would be getting the rounds of diseases and a fresh shot at HIV every time you have sex. Eye herpes, mouth herpes, vaginal herpes, anal herpes, all 1 and 2, and all sorts of other uncurable shit, HPV strains, weird viruses.
I feel really awful about just reading about the parking lot at TJoe's I just had a spin with a grocery clerk from one. In my station wagon. We used my husbands swim towel s to clean the ceiling offf…………
Now I am embarrassed to shop there.
A salty kiss at night would be weak!!
If you're not the original 40-year-old virgin, you must have realized that any sexually-experienced woman has probably had oral, vaginal, and anal sex. It does not mean she has been abused. But if your teenie little winkie shrivels up at the thought that "wait, at some point, another man's semen has been here," you might want to stay home with action toys. Just saying. You sound like you don't like women. Why bother them?
GROSS……..JUST GROSS ……….TIME 4 A SHOWER ………..EEWWWWWWWWWW
Sad that the kids from the creepers end up with many of the TD too
i agree…
Deleted his comment..Sorry about that, Mr. Fuasshole (I'm assuming that name is Dutch).
Won't know unless you watch your girl getting it… heck may learn something that turns her on. That is if your method is skill versus hung bute forced nothing. They like skill man, size is not that important… technique wins!
MAYBE THE GUYS SHES DOING IN THE PORNOS REPULSE HER AND SHES JUST THERE 4 A PAYCHECK !!!!!!!!! I CANT TRULY BELEIVE THAT JOB WOULD BE ENJOYABLE TO THE AVERAGE PERSON YOU HAVE TO REALLY LOVE WHAT YOU DO ..IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN !!!!!!! PERSONALLY I WOULD RATHER HAVE A CLASSY CHICK THAT STILL KNOWS HOW TO GET DOWN BUT… WITH ONE MAN… VERSUS EVERY TOM , DICK .. AND HARRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLOSE YOUR LEGS …WOMAN ARE MEANT TO BE CLASSY AND RESPECTFUL !!!!!!!!!!
Then again, I don't quite know how I am going to introduce her to my parents. We have been living together for a year now…
SO TRUE !!!!!!!!!!! YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A BRAIN !!!
i realize this is really old, but i came across it one way or another.
i do agree with most of what you said, but the sex industry is pretty well regulated when it comes to STD's.
but i definitely do agree that they are most likely dumb, and that they have all types of baggage and psychological problems
I can't help but wonder what planet these people who do porn come from. I mean really. To show every part of your body with people around with cameras, lights and sound watching you is just unreal. Not to mention for the whole world to see. This is what animals do not self respecting human beings. at least you would think. The insane or fools will do anything. This is why certain people should be elimated from this face of the earth.
Visualize this one: she's an up and coming porn star doing all the nasty stuff that up and cummers need to in order to one day hopefully be a Jenna Jameson or Tera Patrick, and this fine day she's spent several hours working on an ass to mouth scene (to get it just right ) Hi honey, glad you're home, how was your day? Oh here let me get you a nice refreshing bottle of mouthwash and a wet wipe. Nope, not in this lifetime.
The reason it was a big deal wasn't because of the blowjob but because he lied about it. If it makes us the laughing stock of the world to hold our president accountable for telling the truth then the problem is with the rest of the world not us.
Let's see… "something meaningful" or sex… sex or "something meaningful"… That's an easy one for a guy: SEX! After all, to a guy, the "something meaningful" in any relationship IS the sex.
As to "Not all women are whores", I beg to differ. All women are, in fact, whores, but as with all commodities, their prices differ. While many women like to pretend that this isn't so, most men are well aware of the reality and it doesn't bother them at all. To be honest, lots of men actually have MORE respect for a woman who dispenses with the charades and just demands cash on the barrel-head, then proceeds to deliver the product that satisfies her customer. You yourself reveal your inner mind with the phrase "will give it up for a man they love". In other words, to you, sex is something of value to be rationed and traded for whatever it is that the man must do to prove his "respect", which likely involves investing heavily (in terms of money and/or time) in things like meals, entertainment and gifts, security. Face it, unless you're truly giving it away for free, no strings attached and no investment of time or resources required (not even so much as is required to learn your name), then you are a whore. Your problem lies in believing that being a whore is by definition a bad thing. Deal with that misconception and you'll be happier.
By the way, FUCKINNASTY, see Reason #3 above… lol, that's you!
Jealousy has not been developed over the years, it is instinctive. Your cat did not simply "develop" its jealousy of your pet dog when you started petting it instead. Aldous Huxley wrote a good book on your "free thinkers" (people who have sex like european rabbits), its called Brave New World, you should read it bro.