9 Eddie Murphy quotes that remind how damn funny he once was

By 04.17.14
"They say having casual sex nowadays is like playing Russian roulette.  And I know I've thrown my dick on the crap table many a night."

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As we’ve done many times here in the past, today we’re paying homage to a man who has had a profound impact on pop-culture, Eddie Murphy. In putting together this list of the best Eddie Murphy quotes it was quite the walk down memory lane, to a time when Eddie Murphy was perhaps the funniest man in show business. Eddie Murphy quotes might not be thrown around in conversation these days as regularly as they once were, thanks in part to movies like Norbit, nevertheless, this man has the funny hidden deep inside of him. So here, in no particular order, are 9 of the funniest Eddie Murphy quotes of all time.

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"You don't have to kick no nuts to hurt nobody. You could just graze nuts."

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White people can't dance. I'm not being racist; it's true. Just like when white people say black people have big lips, it's not racist; it's true."

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"I'm sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids."

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"I wish people would stop making fun of fat people. They have enough shit on their plates."

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"Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten."

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"There's something about the icecream truck that makes kids lose it. And they can hear that shit from ten blocks away. They don't hear their mothers calling but they hear that motherfucking icecream truck."

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"Flowers are the fastest way to a woman's heart. Well, actually, the fastest way is through her rib cage, but flowers are a lot less messy."

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"Bear and a rabbit were taking a sh*t in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with sh*t sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit."

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