Golf's governing body banned long/belly putters today. Perhaps they should have looked into banning these things as well. Take a look.
As you're probably well aware, Miguel Angel Jimenez is the most interesting man in the world. And when the most interesting man in the world does his pre-game stretch routine, the ladies drop their panties. That's no place for children to be around.
Have you ever seen a golf cart drink guy? Oh, you haven't? Well, I have and let me tell ya, when you're expecting some hot little number to pour you a shot and you get Joe Bob's buttcrack in your face, it'll ruin your round. Also, tangibly related, this might happen if a girl's behind the wheel---and that would probably make your day.
Lest some poor soul suffer the same fate as Happy Gilmore's, Chubbs Peterson.
Is it stylish? Perhaps. Is it a fashion statement? Maybe. Will it lead to the Jungle Bird videobombing your ceremony presentation? Certainly.
Just a matter of principle.
I mean, really, why is he even at these things?
a) he's not a celebrity
b) he's a haven for lice
Groundskeepers like Carl Spackler deserve a break from those wretched vermin.