Beer thief sued by fellow bro on MTV’s ‘Guy Court’

If there was a problem, yo I’ll solve it. Assuming of course I’m Guy Court, and you’re mad that a bro stole your beer and replaced it with swill. That’s most recent super-serious case brought before MTV’s fake judges.

We were much more civilized when I was in college. If you had a problem with a friend, you challenged him to a boxing match. A punch to the face can settle anything. Now guys are taking their supposed friends before the judicial branch of MTV’s Guy Code. Hopefully this case of beer banditry results in a beheading. A message needs to be sent that Natty Ice is not a reasonable substitute for anything. The verdict won’t be handed down until 11pm tonight, but I’ll have my eyes on MTV2 waiting to throw a shit-fit if this guy isn’t at least banished from society.