I imagine none of you cares about Dancing with the Stars, but you might once I tell you that Bill Nye and Elizabeth Berkley are two of the competitors this year.
That’s right, Bill Nye is dancing, and he’s damn sure going to win. It’s not because that GIF proves The Science Guy to be a great dancer. No, I’m assuming that he’s going to build an robotic exoskeleton that dances better than Michael Jackson and Mikhail Baryshnikov combined.
And as for Jesse Spano, it’s great to see her coming out of retirement to dance on stage once again. I’m not sure how comfortable she is dancing with clothes on and no pole around which to swing, but I’m sure she can manage as long as she has a few pills to pop.
The rest of the cast is rounded out by Snooki (no pun intended because she’s skinny now), Keyshawn Johnson, Brant Daugherty, Christina Milian, Corbin Bleu, Bill Engvall, Amber Riley, Jack Osbourne, Leah Remini, and 74-year-old Valerie Harper. I had to look up half of those people to know who they are, and suffice it to say that if you don’t watch TV shows about teenagers, you probably will too.
I don’t know if dancing with the stars is a voting show or not, but if it is we should all stuff the digital ballot box for Bill Nye. It’s like voting the loser in your class to be prom king, only in this case the loser is awesome.
via US Weekley