Driver falls asleep, rolls truck, blocks three lanes of traffic and tells cops ‘Bro, I’m awake now’

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We’ve all fallen asleep behind the wheel but not many of us have called a cop a “bro” after doing it.

The Mainfreight truck blocked three lanes of a New Zealand highway after the driver allegedly fell asleep behind the wheel.

After rolling the truck on the slick road, and thankfully injuring no one in the process, the driver emerged from the vehicle unharmed and announced to police “Bro, I’m awake now.”

I smell a T-shirt idea.

Police were shocked that the man survived the crash. I’m shocked they didn’t tase him for calling them bros.

‘Bro, I’m awake now’ [Stuff]

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