The Cuchini promises the ladies they’ll never ‘suffer’ from camel toe again

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The camel toe has finally met it’s match.

It’s my lips. No. Wait. It’s the Cuchini. The Cuchini is a reusable, adhesive triangular pad that women put in their underwear or bikini bottoms to give a smooth appearance. Because nothing is sexier than a woman who looks like she doesn’t have a vagina.

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The Cuchini has been around for a while but thanks to awful reality TV it’s becoming a major purchase for woman with distinguishable labia.

One of the stars of Game Of Crowns, Lynne Diamante explains the need for the Cuchini: ‘If you’re in a swimsuit competition, the swimsuit competition suits are usually tiny and tight. The judges are below you and the audiences is below you.’ Enough said, right?

But no. Her fellow competitor isn’t convinced: ‘You know, if your labia is hanging down to your ankles, you need to see a plastic surgeon, not order a Cuchini,’ retorts Vanassa Sebastian.

If you’re in a beauty pageant, and your labia hangs down to your ankles, that should probably be your talent.

[via Metro]


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