Cards Against Humanity: The best hands ever played in the hilarious card game

By 09.26.13

Cards Against Humanity is starting to blow up around the US. The card game requires players to put together Mad Lib-esque phrases that often have the darkest comedic twist. Here are the best hands we could find ever played in Cards Against Humanity.

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Nana just made shit get real.

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Not just for gay rodeos any more.

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double penetration

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How we give out all of our jobs at Guyism.

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Pulling out is 90% effective. Never forget.

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Classic government bureaucracy.

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santa

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Kids have to learn about full frontal nudity from strange bearded men somewhere.

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auschwitz

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In fairness, that does help crystallize a lot of things.

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Larry Craig nods his head.

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Topical.

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And that’s how you figured out your grandmother is Bea Arthur.

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The elves spent a lot of time manufacturing that gift.

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Basic math.

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pac man

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That is not a valid URL.

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USA! USA! USA!

It’s not the worst idea to pick up a pack of Cards Against Humanity on Amazon now and play some horribly inappropriate games for yourself.


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