Cards Against Humanity: The best hands ever played in the hilarious card game

by 4 years ago

Cards Against Humanity is starting to blow up around the US. The card game requires players to put together Mad Lib-esque phrases that often have the darkest comedic twist. Here are the best hands we could find ever played in Cards Against Humanity.

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Nana just made shit get real.

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Not just for gay rodeos any more.

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double penetration

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How we give out all of our jobs at Guyism.

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Pulling out is 90% effective. Never forget.

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Classic government bureaucracy.

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santa

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Kids have to learn about full frontal nudity from strange bearded men somewhere.

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auschwitz

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In fairness, that does help crystallize a lot of things.

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Larry Craig nods his head.

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Topical.

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And that’s how you figured out your grandmother is Bea Arthur.

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The elves spent a lot of time manufacturing that gift.

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Basic math.

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pac man

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That is not a valid URL.

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USA! USA! USA!

It’s not the worst idea to pick up a pack of Cards Against Humanity on Amazon now and play some horribly inappropriate games for yourself.


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