Chick tries to show off sexy pole dance, knocks herself unconscious instead
Nothing clears the palette of being back at work on Monday quite like a cute chick showing off her pole dance moves, only to end up knocking herself out instead. It’s the Guyism Promise.
Maybe she didn’t knock herself unconscious unconscious but I’m going to qualify holding your ladybits like Hans Moleman catching a football to the groin as being close enough to unconscious. Consider that the second half of my aforementioned Guyism Promise.