Chinese bus driver narrowly avoids death in insane accident video

The Chinese bus driver who barely escaped life-threatening injuries in this video is probably kissing the ground today. The video from inside the cabin is one of the most terrifying, Final Destination-esque things you’ll ever see.

Did you see how coolly that bus driver gets up and just pulls out his phone to report the incident? I don’t consider myself particularly faint of heart but I’d imagine the first five minutes after that pole came crashing through my windshield would include spurts of me crying, shitting myself, and crying more. Just another reason the Chinese will one day rule us all.