Corey Perry goes Cobra Kai on Jimmy Howard

“Hi Corey Perry? Yes, this is Brendan Shanahan? No, you’re not allowed to go all Cobra Kai and kick somebody in the face with your skate.”

You might say Corey Perry was just a victim of circumstance here, having to dodge both Niklas Kronwall and Jimmy Howard. But something about this looks fishy. Something about this just doesn’t look right.

Perry has history with the Wings. In the 2010 regular season opener, a mic’d up Perry was overheard threatening Pavel Datsyuk and Mikael Samuelsson. “Tell Samuelsson he’s gonna get it. You’re gonna get it too Pavel.” Datsyuk responded by fighting Perry later in the game.

So there’s that.