DMX ran naked through a hotel and, glory, there’s video
Have you long dreamed of watching DMX sprint through a hotel in the nude? TMZ has heard your prayers and is ready to deliver.
You just know he was barking and growling while he did this, too. Could that blur have been any more comically oversized, by the way? I’m not saying I’m surprised or anything but the Darkman X came to play with that monster. (via Dlisted)
UPDATE: In the interest of fair and balanced reporting about DMX’s penis, here’s a statement from his PR rep we just got emailed:
“DMX was a Detroit hotel with his DJ (DJ NonStop) and his road manager (Montana) before his performance with Eve and Lil Kim on August 31st. X and the team were killing time at the hotel before the concert and dared each other to streak in the hallway. No one was aware that security cameras were rolling and it was just a playful dare between friends.”
This does not change my view on DMX’s penis.