This Dog That Only Wants ‘Big Booty Bitches’ Is My New Spirit Animal

This dog is my new spirit animal. If I was a dog I’m pretty sure I’d be exactly like this, we share so much in common, I can’t imagine canine-me being any different. Just watch the Vine to see what I mean:

In life I don’t want, nor do I need for much…but the existence of ‘big booty bitches‘ just makes the world a goddamn better place, agreed? Let’s look at some ‘Anaconda’ GIFs to close this one out, shall we?

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