Driver attempts hit and run, proceeds to crash into just about everything on Earth

If you’re going to be a douchebag and try a hit and run on another car, at least make your escape graceful. This car opted just to crash into everyone on Earth instead.

Logistically, something awful has to befall this driver at some point just to even out the karmic score but I’m pretty sure a cab driver sadly attempting to punch a whole in the driver’s side window isn’t it. A hit and run is a terrible situation but no need to be a hero there, elderly cab man.