Drunk Dominican dude woke up one day without his penis
Ever been so drunk that you couldn’t remember the night before? Probably. But did you wake up with your dong still attached? If so, you probably can’t relate to the problems of Geraldo Ramos.
Neighbors speculated that Ramos got so drunk that he didn’t even notice a dog attacking him and ripping his penis off like a tasty Snausage.
Whatever the circumstances may have been, Ramos claims he’ll swear off the booze as a result of the traumatic incident. Seems like a good idea. If drunkenly losing your dong isn’t the bottom that makes you get help, I don’t know what is.