Dude’s attempt at a homemade zipline goes about as well as you’d guess
Everyone loves riding a zipline so it’s natural to want to bring one to your own back yard. But don’t be like this guy and make one by yourself unless you want to eat out of a straw for weeks.
It’s like I mentioned during that video of the Sky Sports reporter falling on live TV earlier this week: The act of falling down isn’t what makes these videos. The sounds the person unleashes afterwards are what defines their greatness. Based solely on vocals, this guy either cracked his spine or had the most intense orgasm ever and either way I salute him for his commitment to brightening my day with his pain.