Ewok ‘Sex Den’ is the sickiest thing to hit the web since…ever

by 4 years ago

 

It’s really creepy to imagine what goes on behind the closed doors of strangers. Especially when they might be banging Ewoks.

A really creepy story popped up on Reddit about an “Ewok Sex Den” that a reader stumbled upon. Here’s his explanation of event.

“My friend and neighbor told me he found something strange in the abandoned house next door. I went and what we found was a mess of abandoned housewares, socks, boxes… and two very strange homemade ewok costumes. The two costumes appeared to have had the crotches deliberately and delicately cut out.”

May the f*ck be with you or whatever you’re into.


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