Fleshlight iPad attachment proves men will pay to simulate sex instead of just paying for sex

If you’re a fan of sex with technology you’re probably a sad individual. Truth hurts. Live with the pain.

But, alas, there are some men who’d rather pay money to screw an object that feels like a woman instead of, you know, screwing an actual woman. People in the business call them iPad bangers.

Sex toy manufacturer Fleshlight released an online ad for the LaunchPAD — an iPad case designed to attach a Fleshlight to the screen. The LaunchPAD is intended to be used with Skype or FaceTime in order to help couples who spend significant time apart keep the magic alive.

According to Fleshlight’s YouTube description the “unique placement of the Fleshlight product in relationship to the iPad allows the user to fully immerse himself in ‘point of view’ pornographic content.

If LaunchPad users really want “point of view” action why not just pay for sex? Instead of dropping down $600 for an iPad and money for this Fleshlight, an internet connection and every other cost that goes with technology just go pay a woman, multiple women, to have sex.

I’m sure your “girlfriend” won’t mind. You know, the girl who “travels a lot” and “doesn’t live around here” and who you “bought at the Apple store.”

[via Death and Taxes]

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