Frozen Margarita Cologne is the new Sex Panther

By 09.12.12

It’s called Frozen Margarita by Dementer. It’s illegal in nine countries. Yep, it’s made with bits of tequila, so you know it’s good. “They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.”

Most reasonable people would think, “Why would I want to smell like booze?” Well, the answer is simple. A margarita smells better than you do right now. We’ve all been there. You reek after after two straight days of chugging beer in the frat house and you’re too lazy to shower. Before the days when a thick mist of Axe Body Spray replaced soap and water as “getting ready,” people used to abuse cologne for the same purpose. Unfortunately while that stuff your ex-girlfriend bought you smells fine in small doses, it’s not going to be sufficient to cover your ridiculously offensive odor. A margarita, on the other hand, might just fool a lady or two. “Oh, were you at a tiki party before this?” Why yes, yes I was. That’s how my friends and I roll. Want to come back to my place to post-game? “Sure, you’re like a real life Jackie Moon – so dreamy.” I know; everyone wants to love me sexy.

If booze isn’t your scent of choice, Perpetual Kid (awkward) has plenty of other interesting aromas.

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