Here’s why you don’t do a back flip on stage after getting your diploma

 

Because something like this will happen and you’ll hear about it for the rest of your life.

Robert Jeffrey Blank wanted everyone at Davenport University to remember him. They’ll probably never forget him now.

If you want to watch the entire four hour video, please be my guest, but we set up this handy Vine in case you want to skip right to the fun part where Blank does a back flip on stage and lands flat on his face.

God damn millennials. You’re the worst.

[H/T Next Impulse Sports]

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