Grumpy Cat is getting a Xmas movie so now would be a great time to cancel Xmas

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Grumpy Cat, the most miserable pussy since your mother, is getting a Christmas special.

From the creators of Spongebob Squarepants and Rocko’s Modern Life and other shows that stopped being relevant in 2001, comes Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever.

If you’re wondering how they’ll turn an Internet meme into a 90 minute movie, well, you’re probably a douche who cares about such things. Here’s a synopsis.

Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever will feature a pet-store cat that is constantly overlooked and a 12-year-old girl who can communicate with Grumpy Cat. Casting for the voice of Grumpy Cat—whose real name is Tardar Sauce—is still underway. Look for cameos from other Internet memes.

If you’re imagining me punching a wall while reading the line “look for cameos from other Internet memes” well you pegged me all wrong. I actually punched a window and it was right after I read the phrase “whose real name is Tarder Sauce.”

When I read the part about other memes, I jumped out the broken window.

[via The Hollywood Reporter]