What happens when a bunch of cheerleaders lip-sync in bikinis?
I love “Starships” because I love Nicki Minaj. I love Nicki Minaj because I love big butts. I love big butts because I cannot lie. Which somehow brings me to this video of the Toronto Argonauts cheerleader video—one of those where they lip-sync.
Sure, Starships came out in 2012. So? Stop complaining.
Here’s an important ranking of the cheerleaders in this video.
6. Girl that’s crazy hot
5. Fat-armed girl
4. Girl with hole in her daisy dukes
3. Girl who’s clearly an attention whore
2. 2 girls, 1 butt
1. Girl with big personality