How to cook a $387,000 sausage with a Lamborghini Aventador

Did you know that you can cook a sausage with a Lamborghini Aventador? It’s easy, just step into my supercar kitchen and watch the magic happen. The flames from the Lamborghini get the job done in no time.

People love to complain about the things on which rich people spend their money, but who wouldn’t want to cook in the most expensive way possible short of a nuclear bomb? They’ve already invested the money in the car, so they might as well put it to good use. Re-purposing is a universal skill, regardless of income level. Lamborghini Aventador re-purposing just happens to be 100x cooler than your beer can router extender.