Real-life Jabba the Hut is tripping balls, turns the SEXY up to level 11

Where will you be when the drugs kick in? Hopefully you won’t have had the misfortune of witnessing this happen last weekend at Chicago’s Pitchfork Music Festival.

My days of popping drugs at music festivals have long since expired, but that doesn’t mean I don’t get a bit of a perversely nostalgic twinge when I see crap like this. According to the video’s description, this man tackled a pair of festival goers, falls to the ground, then proceeds to do this sh*t for who knows how long? The video description then claims he was arrested by ’10 men’ but I haven’t found any info to substantiate that claim yet.

Let’s watch the video, shall we?

I mean, that right there is enough to keep kids everywhere off Molly. Is your child or a child you know planning on attending a music festival this summer? Show them this video, they’ll stay hundreds of miles away. Thank me later.

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SOURCE: Jukin Video