Jeremy Lin celebrates Harvard win over New Mexico

While you were sleeping, the upset of the tournament took place as Mountain West darling New Mexico fell to a bunch of Harvard nerds. The Crimson’s most famous player, Jeremy Lin, celebrated accordingly with three goggles. At least that’s what I think he’s doing.

The win was Harvard’s first in the NCAA tournament. Many, including myself, believed the hype of the Mountain West and their conference RPI. But alas, we were duped. Duped by analysts (Charles Barkley) with diarrhea of the mouth and duped by a coach (Steve Alford) who’s made a history of tournament choking.

Congrats Harvard. Your alums may now resume f-cking over America on Wall Street.