Johnny Manziel shoved his penis in a hot dog bun says crazy sexual harassment lawsuit

Johny Manziel has been sued for $25 million by a woman named Samantha Schacher for sexual harassment. The lawsuit alleges Johnny Manziel repeatedly sent this woman pictures of his penis—one time in a hot dog bun. The lawsuit is completely frivolous—but it’s real. It has been filed in the Middle District Court of Florida.

Some of the other details referenced in the lawsuit:

-Johnny Manziel’s penis is 4 inches long
-Manziel said he would get a penis enlargement when he gets to the NFL
-Manziel sent her a pic of “Judereon Clowney’s” 9 inch penis
-He referred to his dick as a Vienna Sausage
-Manziel made a of video of his penis on the “It’s A Small World” ride at Disney World
-He stuck his penis in a hot dog bun

The whole thing’s goddamn hilarious. Manziel’s agent Erik Burkhardt has already come out and called it fake/frivolous. Nonetheless, this is great fodder for the day before a long weekend.

This is Samantha Schacher. The woman whose name is attached to the lawsuit (via Instagram).

I’m done writing about this for now. But I wanted to throw this out there. If you were going to stick your penis in a carbohydrate, wouldn’t a tortilla be better? How about some warm pita bread?